Theakston may refer to:
- Theakston, North Yorkshire
- Theakston Brewery - a British brewery
People named Theakston:
- Frank Theakston, founder of the Theakston Brewery
- Greg Theakston (b. 1953), American comics artist and illustrator
- Jamie Theakston (b. 1971), English television and radio presenter
- Paul Theakston, founder of the Black Sheep Brewery
- Will Theakston (b. 1984), English actor